Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.
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the signs as people in my math class
aries: the girl that speaks pretty slowly and questions the teacher in a funny way that everybody laughs (not her voice; the way she asks it)
taurus: the dude that popped a plastic bag inside of class for no apparent reason
gemini*: that smart girl who usually skips classes but stays for all the math classes
cancer: the teacher bc why not and he seems pretty oblivious to some things or he just ignores you
leo: that girl who gets so pissed when people are fucking loud when the teacher is talking and comments very rudely
virgo*: amazing artist who usually sleeps in every class but will stay awake if people talk to her
libra*: v smart person and everybody just doesn't like her that much smh idk why
scorpio*: the friend makes the stupidest puns of bees and "water those" and draws smiley faces on my binder
sagittarius: everybody else who (tries to) pay attention in class but is bored af
capricorn*: legit me since i pay attention for a while then idgaf about it after ten minutes
aquarius*: that friend who just complains about math but he still pays attention and messes up his hair so much during class
pisces: the pretty smart dude who sleeps in class and does random stuff that gets the teacher's attention for some reason
* means these are their actual signs
Shouldn’t male mermaids be called merbutlers?
person: How are you?
me: i literally have no idea
Milk coma. Look at that tum tum! (Source: http://ift.tt/1m4KUJ0)
so you’re telling me niall had a thing with demi lovato who dated joe jonas who sent liam a present but joe also dated gigi who is friends with taylor swift who dated harry but gigi is also dating zayn who selena said she wouldve dated but wait demi and selena aren’t friends anymore but selena dated justin bieber who is friends with niall who is kissing selena now
(via zayndele)
This is why I read novels: so I can escape my own unrelenting monologue.
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